• Rosy Fingers

    There’s more abject weirdness going on in that Strawberry Shortcake cover than any of the adult titles, except for maybe Superman teaming up with somebody called The Creeper.

    Comics that nine-year-old me would’ve bought:

    Groo the Wanderer

    Judge Dredd’s Crime File (The Synthetti Men!)
    Archie’s T.V. Laugh Out (Archie’s been getting pretty meta lately with the pop culture references.)
    The Fish Police
    And even though I would’ve felt too old for it, there’s no way I’m passing up a Casper & Richie Rich crossover. Throw in a Hot Stuff cameo and that would be like my very own Crisis on Infinite Earths!