Inferno Is So Bad I’m Not Even Giving It A Hell-Themed Pun. It Doesn’t Deserve My Puns.
Just a few days after seeing The Handmaiden, a fantastic example of using plot twists…
What The Actual Hell Is Going On With American Pastoral?
Now that we’re 50 years removed from America in the 1960’s, any given storytelling has…
Doug’s Cinematic Firsties: Halloween Is A Terrifying Movie About What Happens When Fear Intrudes On Normalcy
Even if no other high-quality horror films had been released that decade, it’s quite likely…
INFERNO (2016)
So, I’m gonna be straight up with you. I haven’t seen the previous two entries…
I Spy, With My Little Eye, A Subpar Comedy Entitled Keeping Up With The Joneses
With James Bond and Jason Bourne being more popular than ever in the 21st century,…
The Scariest Thing About Boo! A Madea Halloween Is Its Overlong Running Time
Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween was quite the momentous movie for me, for you…
I Cannot Stress Enough Just How Exceptionally Dumb The 5th Wave Is
So much idiocy is crammed into the running time of The 5th Wave that I…
TORREY PINES
Clyde Petersen was a 12-year-old living with his grandmother when his schizophrenic mother uprooted him…
Doug’s Cinematic Firsties: Scares Are Minimal In The First Paranormal Activity, The One That Started It All
Though it may have been released in 2009, Paranormal Activity was actually filmed in 2006…
Find A Better Cinematic Passenger Than The Girl On The Train
There’s a sense of confusion throughout The Girl On The Train, and I’m not just…