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Lunch Links: CLEAN BLOOD

Posted By Julius Kassendorf on December 20, 2018 in Short Articles | 34 Responses

A dude is immaculately pregnant, and the world is going to end. Merry Christmas!!!

John Michael Patrick’s Clean Blood is a claustrophobic cringe horror-comedy about pregnancy, Christmas, cheesy potatoes, and the end of the world as we know it. Wielding the steadycam like it’s one of your relatives who has no sense of personal boundaries, John Michael Patrick asks what the second coming might be like if a dude was immaculately pregnant in the 1980s, to bizarre results.

Posted in Short Articles | Tagged Clean Blood, Comedy, Horror Comedy, Jordan Michael Blake, Lunch Links

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Julius Kassendorf

Julius Kassendorf is the founder of The-Solute, and previously founded The Other FIlms and Project Runaways in 2013. There, he dabbled in form within reviews to better textualize thought processes about the medium of film.

Previously, he has blogged at other, now-defunct, websites that you probably haven’t heard of, and had a boyfriend in Canada for many years. Julius resides in Seattle, where he enjoys the full life of the Seattle Film Community.

Julius’ commanding rule about film: Don’t Be Common. He believes the worst thing in the world is for a film to be like every other film, with a secondary crime of being a film with little to no ambition.

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